Here’s an example of why Seinfeld rocks.<\/p>\n
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\nElaine<\/strong>: Here, or in Japan?
\nGeorge<\/strong>: What’s the difference?
\nElaine<\/strong>: Well, the Japanese are more enlightened. They can see beyond the physical.
\nGeorge<\/strong>: Forget Japan, how much would you pay?
\nElaine<\/strong>: Oh, I don’t know. A dollar?
\nGeorge<\/strong>: I think I am worth atleast 300.
\nElaine<\/strong> (laughs): I don’t think so!
\nGeorge<\/strong>: Hey, it’s for all night!
\nElaine<\/strong>: I know!
\nGeorge<\/strong>: You are demeaning me.
\nElaine<\/strong>: You are a gigolo!
\nGeorge<\/strong>: Well, you hired me. I am the victim here.
\nElaine<\/strong>: Did I force you into this line?
\nGeorge<\/strong>: Yes. You and every woman like you.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n