Background
\nFor Liverpool fans, the perfect footballing weekend is:
\n1) Liverpool win.
\n2) ManU drop points (preferably lose).
\n3) Everton drop points (preferably lose).<\/p>\n
Situation 1
\nHalf Time, ManU vs Sunderland<\/p>\n
Me: I have some good news and some bad news.
\nWife: What?
\nMe: Good news is that Manu are drawing at Half Time. Bad news is they are still going to win.<\/p>\n
(cut to an hour later, into injury time at the Theater of Screams)<\/p>\n
*Vidic scores the winner for ManU with barely a couple of minutes to go*<\/p>\n
Me: I told you so.
\nWife (pissed off): I hate them!<\/p>\n
Situation 2
\nMid-way through the second half in the Everton vs Aston Villa game, Everton trailing 1-2<\/p>\n
Me: You know what I’d like. I’d like to see Everton equalize.
\nWife (dirty look): What?!
\nMe: Yeah, I’d like to see them equalize, only for Villa to break their hearts with an injury time winner.<\/p>\n
(cut to half an hour later)<\/p>\n
*Everton equalize deep into injury time*<\/p>\n
Me: Oh, well!
\nWife: Crap! (or words to that effect)<\/i><\/p>\n
*Before we have time to react further, Ashley Young pops up with the winner for Villa straight after play resumes. Ref signals end of game.*<\/p>\n
Me (laughing uncontrollably): Ha ha ha, I love it!
\nWife (stares at me for a few seconds): You just freaked your wife out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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